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Kiss of death?

Posted by Brenda Boyd on February 5, 2008 9:27 AM | 

Number 2 son knows that I am a widow. The wedding photo is there for all to see and he knows Phil died before I got together with his father

Or as he said when I was explaining this “Then you got a new man – you bought Daddy”. If only it were that simple, I could trade him in for a quieter model that doesn’t snore, have gout or sort invertebrates in my kitchen (if there's anything that smells worse than a rotting slug I don't want to know about it).

The other day we were looking through a photo album I put together in 1979/80. I’d told Number 2 son that I’d spent a summer working in an adventure holiday camp in the South of France and he wanted to see the pictures.

After the Ardéche photos I’d filled up the album with pictures of the Newcastle Kingsmen, who I first encountered around Christmas 1979. There were photos of them dancing in the Spring and Summer of 1980 – including one of a young Fester resplendent in Royton kit with a hat full of what looks like red peonies. There was also a page full of photos of the first Kingsman I met, who introduced me to the rest of the team (amongst other things).

“Who’s that?” asked Number 2.

“Oh that’s Seamus Murphy” I said as casually as possible “He and I were friends years ago.”

Number 2 looked at me sideways

“Is he dead?”


(As Mrs Quilt said comfortingly "That's grossly unfair - only one of them died and it wasn't really your fault.")

(Most names have been changed to protect the guilty)

Comments (4)

fiona wrote...

more more more. we have such a talented family..i think. off to oz, love fxx

Posted by: fiona  | February 7, 2008 3:36 PM

Joculator wrote...

QUOTE "if there's anything that smells worse than a rotting slug I don't want to know about it."

Well there is; and yes, you are! Do you mean to say that after all these years in your Morris career you've never once helped out a Morris Fool? You know, twenty or so freshly procured, washed and inflated ox bladders lying in your loft to dry out like morbid balloons. I bet you get more social calls than my partner and I.
Slugs ? She'd kill just to have slugs!

Dear Joculator
After many years in Morris I know better than to go near any morrisman's bladder - let alone a fool's.
Mrs B

Posted by: Joculator  | February 9, 2008 9:23 AM

Big Brother wrote...

QUOTE"If there`s anything that smells worse than a rotting slug I don`t want to know about it"

Eeeeh! Dear me! Brenda, pet, have ye gone soft or wot? D`ye not remember the deed sheep we used to find by the river after the summer floods when we were bairns? All swollen up like huge wooly green balloons? And the long pointy stick that we used to see if they`d go `BANG!`. They never did tho, just sort of hissed for a while and shrank a bit.
As for the pong.....well, made a manky old slug seem a bit tame as I recall!

REPLY
Yo Big Bro - I remember lots of things at home that smelled bad, which is why we've become connoisseurs of stench. The next worse thing to a slug that has been marinating for a couple of months is a shrew (they fall in the traps accidentally and can't get out). Frogs and toads on the other hand seem to rot relatively scentlessly.
As with chili peppers pungency doesn't seem to be related to size.
Pity we didn't have a lighter when you progged the drowned sheep - that would have been an interesting experiment.
Brenda

Posted by: Big Brother  | February 13, 2008 10:00 PM

Big Brother wrote...

Ah! Yes! A lighter! That`s a bit of a double edged sword Hinny. (Or a double edged lighter) Well I had one, a grotty old petrol one, cos I smoked in those days, cos I had (allegedly) grown up, sort of. Well, my pal and I found a lang deed, well inflated hoss on rocks by the sea shore. Memories of green wooly balloons! Pal found long stick and made it pointy, I lit lighter. Pal poked hole in horsey, I applied lighter. Surprisingly large sound and flame. Pal fell in sea, I got burned hand, lost lighter and fell in smelly horse.
Very long walk home cos they wouldn`t let us on the bus! Won`t do that again.

Posted by: Big Brother  | February 28, 2008 11:29 PM

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