What is the poor old Daily Express going to do now that the Diana inquest is drawing to an end and all of the conspiracy theories about her death are being blown out of the water?
Hardly a day has gone by over the last few years without some story about her being in the Express, but after an exhaustive inquest and acres of coverage, surely there's nothing left to say about the woman.
It's not like they can even fall back on some stories about Kate and Gerry McCann - their next favourite tale - after having to issue a grovelling apology to them about fabricating stories to fill the news void.
The poor little Express Delivery lad - y'know, the one who pops up at the end of any Express TV ads - must be sitting in their offices, scratching his head and wondering what they do now.
I suppose they can always put out some guff about how terrible immigration is (as they have done today and no doubt will do much more often from now on.)
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